~ Wordless Wednesday ~

Lamp at the dentist's office...

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Don't you just hate that ?

738 annoying things by Scott Cohen

Recently, I stopped at one of our local thrift shops. I was looking for teacups for my collection, and every once in a while, I hit it lucky. This was not one of those times.

But the title of this little book caught my eye and it was only 50 cents, so I bought it. I had to laugh as I read some of these because they are truly annoying:

Wondering if the appetizer you're sharing with a friend is being divided evenly.

Having to make that face to people in the hallway at work that implies "Hey".

Watching a movie with your parents that you thought was PG, and find out that it isn't.

Politicians who believe that any economic problem can be cured by opening a casino.

The feeling you get when you clip your nail to far.

When a Staples opens next door to your new business, "Three hole punch".

When you try on a garment in a store and think, I wish I could wear this-and then think,

I can, I can wear this. So you buy it, and never wear it...

Leave a comment and tell me what annoys you....

Have a blessed Easter...

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction

and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances.

~Robert Flatt

Tomb, thou shalt not hold Him longer;

Death is strong, but Life is stronger;

Stronger than the dark, the light;

Stronger than the wrong, the right...
~Phillips Brooks,
"An Easter Carol"

What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about...

Pittsburgh,Pennsylvania

If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you live in Pittsburgh.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance
and they don't work there,
you live in Pittsburgh .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you live in Pittsburgh .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
with someone who dialed a wrong number,
you live in Pittsburgh.

If"Vacation" means going anywhere south
of the Mason Dixon line for the weekend,
you live in Pittsburgh.

If you measure distance in hours,
you live in Pittsburgh.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C"
in the same day and back again ,
you live in Pittsburgh.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you live in Pittsburgh.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and
your wife knows how to use them,
you live in Pittsburgh.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume
to fit over a snowsuit,
you live in Pittsburgh.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --
you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
you live in Pittsburgh.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes
are filledwith snow,
you live in Pittsburgh.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction,
you live in Pittsburgh.

If you have more miles on
your snow blower than your car,
you live in Pittsburgh .

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly",
you live in Pittsburgh.

If you actually understand these jokes,
you live...or have lived in Pittsburgh!

~ Wordless Wednesday ~

Come on in...the water is just a little chilly...

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