Things you DON'T want to hear at a tattoo parlour....
- "Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."
- "We're all out of red, so I used pink."
- "Anything else you want to say? You've got
plenty of room back here."
- "Mother" does have two T's in it, doesn't it?"
- "I bet you can't tell I've never done this before."
- "You know, hardly anyone gets blood poisoning
- "The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat
make a nice waving effect."
Have a good week!