Going to church doesn't make you a christian
anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Eat well; stay fit; die anyway.
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.